I would be a sloth.
- Advantage #1: It’s to your advantage to be slow moving.
- Advantage #2: Who doesn’t like climbing trees?
- Advantage #3: Women pay fortunes to get your natural hair color.
- Advantage #4: Being a vegetarian does not equal anemia.
I met this beautiful creature at a wine tasting event at the Cincinnati Zoo. I also met a bearcat and a penguin on leashes. I’m eager to go back when it’s not swamped with homo sapiens; they’re not nearly as cool and they don’t like being stared at and pet by strangers.
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September 17, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Erik Kuykendall
Are you certain that the wine imbibed did not lead your to your determination that sloths were so rockin’? Not to detract…they are, in fact, very cool.